Better yet, bring the MOAB'S 18-year old now-of-age son, the Busse HANDSOME!
Hogging for
A
Nuclear
Detonation (of Wauseon's servers),
Son
Of
MOAB
Emerges!
This Son will be HANDSOME:
Harder (like M-INFI or SR-101 run slightly harder, closer to 60 than 58 HRC... Minds out of the gutter, ya pigs)
Affordable/Available (compared to Mom...)
Naked (Comp INFI or swamp comp!)
Domed spine/edges (rounded proud tangs and/or spine, like the offerings of late - JH10, TGULB, etc.)
Skinny (compared to Mom, maybe .25-.3"?)
Oversized at 15" (ya know, leaner and longer, a handsome guy!)
Maneuverable (thinner and swifter, relatively to Mom)
Ergonomic (hand-shaped or Res-C handles)
I can dream, right?