Why does my cat Smokey always watch me make coffee?

Seriously what's his deal?

He's a regular caffiend.
Votes: 1 11.1%
He's hangry.
Votes: 2 22.2%
He's waiting for the day the coffee machine malfunctions, so he can heroically save me from it.
Votes: 1 11.1%
He's gathering intel for when cats take over the world and need to caffeinate their human servants.
Votes: 4 44.4%
He's plotting to replace my coffee beans with catnip.
Votes: 1 11.1%
He's convinced that coffee making is a secret language between us.
Votes: 2 22.2%
He's auditioning for the role of "Concerned Observer" in the next big cat commercial.
Votes: 2 22.2%
He's making sure I'm adequately caffeinated to serve him all day.
Votes: 2 22.2%
He's awaiting the moment I finally make him a cat-puccino.
Votes: 3 33.3%
He's monitoring the kettle's noises to ensure it's not a disguised vacuum cleaner.
Votes: 3 33.3%

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Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

Yes, not looking forward to that part.

David Mary said:
Disclaimer: I tidied up his dinner nook after that pic.

He’s obviously scheming on how to secretly give away your knives to his feline friends.

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