Bionic - GAW-WINNER-229-cchu518-

Thanks for a great giveaway! This scene always cracks me up.

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Thx much for the chance. Just found out about these knives and would love to have one.

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
 
Very generous sir!! - im in - thank you for a chance!

Whats the difference between a harley and a hoover??---
The position of the dirtbag.
 
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

I know it's pretty lame but it kills with my 3 year old. I'm in and thanks for the chance to put in very generous of you. This forum rocks!
 
I'm in! thanks for the chance...

Two morons were standing on a cliff, a big moron and a little moron.
The big moron fell off, why didn't the little one?











Because the little moron was a little more on.

That is one of the first jokes my dad ever told me.
 
Very generous of you. I also haven't laughed so much in a long time. Thanks for that, if nothing else. :D Only one repeat, that I could see.

Oldie but a goody:

Darth Vader: "Luke Skywalker (heavy breathing) I know what you're getting for Christmas (more heavy breathing)

Luke: "How?"

Darth Vader: "I felt your presents"



Another one that I laugh at every time:

A boy asks his granny "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?" Granny says "F**k the pills! Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
 
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: Do-you-think-he-Sauer-us

I'm in thanks for the opportunity
 
I'm running a little short on funny this week, but I'd like to enter in your generous giveaway.

Thanks for the chance!
 
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