After reading this entire thread I felt compelled to respond and all I can say is thank you Noss4.
We Special Forces soldiers had no idea what a low end knife the Yarbrough was until your scientific testing proved otherwise! And because of your scientific methodology I will be sending USASFC and USASOC (thats United States Army Special Forces Command & United States Army Special Operations Command) a link to your webpage in hopes we never again procure such a knife for our fighting men!
Following the eloquent and well written prose on your webpage and I quote:
First off: For some who dont seem to understand. The knives I test are heavy use work military, tactical. Combat knives. These are not show knives They are meant to be used. Individuals determine the use of their knives. Not I and not public opining.
http://www.knifetests.com/page29.html
Noss, youll be happy to know were also recalling all of our M4s as none of them stood up to your scientific testing procedures. We attempted to replicate your methodology and banged our M4 receivers with a three pound hammer and to our disbelief none of them stood up to the test! (And Noss, you should have seen what happened when we used your Flex test on our laser target designators!)
We will soon be testing our satellite radios & GPS locators using your Chopping destruction procedure and will attempt to drive tent stakes into concrete.
Noss, again, based on your scientific testing, methodology and reasoning we hope to be soon testing all of our Special Forces equipment. Because as we all know its NOT show equipment its heavy use work military, tactical. Combat equipment. Thank you for writing that and weve taken the liberty to send it to all those that For some who dont seem to understand.
Bless you Noss and thank Odin youre on our side!
Team Sergeant
MASTER SERGEANT
SPECIAL FORCES
(ret)
PS Youll be seeing my Yarbrough on ebay soon!
And BTW, We were going to send the NAVY SEALS a copy of all our correspondence in hopes that they also change their procurement procedures and realize the level of sheer genius in your testing methodology, but, your website has long sentences and as we all know the Navy SEALS dont read so good. Also, the picture of you wearing that mask and holding that big heavy use work military, tactical. Combat knife sent tingles up my spine and would definitely be over the top for the SEALS, do you think you could lose the mask and put on a SpongeBob outfit with maybe some fins? (A frightened SEAL is an awful sight to behold.
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