Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf.
Moses tees up first, and plunks his ball into the water. Nonplussed, he walks over to the pond, parts the water with his club, and hits the ball onto the green.
Jesus tees up next, and also manages to hit his ball into the pond, where the ball curiously floats. So Jesus walks down to the pond, across the water, and hits his ball out onto the green.
Last to tee up is the old man, whose ball heads straight for the water, too. However, as the ball hits the surface of the water, a fish jumps up and swallows it. Amazingly, the fish is immediately snatched by an eagle, which flies away and deposits the fish on the green. The ball shoots out of the fish's mouth and rolls into the cup for a hole in one.
Jesus turns around to Moses and says, "Next time I'm leaving my Dad at home"
Not a fishing joke, but at least a fish joke.