First bears ow This?

Joined
Sep 7, 2001
Messages
336
Usa Today had this posted today. animals are becomming more evil? Al

In bedroom battle, man kills buck with his bare hands
BENTONVILLE, Ark. (AP) — It looked like a crime scene, but no charges will be filed after Wayne Goldsberry killed a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.
The engagement lasted an exhausting 40 minutes, but Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry, demonstrating while peering around his kitchen wall. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom — "jumping back and forth across the bed."

"I could tell he was really tearing up the place back there," Goldsberry said.

Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

"He was trying to get up a corner wall and I just came in behind him and grabbed him by the horns and just started pushing down," said Goldsberry.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for awhile," Deputy Doug Gay said.

Benton County Sheriff Keith Ferguson said that when he arrived he found the deer dead in the front yard. Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat.

Gay said that, this time of year, bucks that see their reflection in windows often charge them, believing the mirror image to be a rival.

On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door. Students were preparing for dismissal Monday when a deer crashed through a window and bounded through a hallway.

The buck floundered on the school's slick floor for about three minutes exiting via a door along the side of a hallway. Principal Bill Tietz said the deer was slightly injured from the glass and lost an antler. Tietz says the animal leapt a six-foot fence after leaving the school.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Copyright 2005 The Associated Press
 
Of course you know what sign he can put up in the bedroom:


The Buck Stops Here <groan>


Sorry that was truly lame:eek:
 
He sure must have got lucky,just walkin' a little bowlegged after the fight,those hooves could have left him disabled or worse.:eek:
 
I feel kind of bad for the deer, must have been a terrifying and confusing ordeal for it. Still, engaging in empty handed, close quarter, combat, with a frightened animal armed with hooves and antlers, ain't real high up on my list of "smart". I would have double tapped him with my 9mm, then called the cops and my insurance guy.

Sarge
 
Now see, that's the reason every man otta have a substantial khukuri within reach at all times!:thumbup: :D
Had Mr. Goldsberry had a khukuri the battle would've been over almost instantly instead of lasting 40 minutes, but I'm preaching to the chior I know.;) :thumbup: :D
 
I quite agree . I think if the buck had not been disoriented it might have turned out differently . The gentleman was either a very strong man , well able to take care of himself ,lucky or all of the above . Even with a Kukuuri I would have just closed the door if I could and found a safer way to dispatch the animal . Of course it wasn,t my house , I wasn,t there and my family wasn,t there .
 
I'm with you Edutsi--keep a good sized Khuk within reach in every room:D

Not a bad sales slogan for HI ainnit?:cool:
 
Eight in the magazine, one up the spout, 12" AK to quarter up the carcass (preferably after dragging it out of the house), and I imagine that would work just as well for deer too.;)

Sarge
 
Is this where I tell my story of discovering a moose in my backyard, 18 months ago? Didn't have a khuk then ...

... but if the moose came into the house today, I'd likely get my family out, and let it romp 'round till the police came.
 
If it was a zombie moose, you've got my attention.:eek:

By the way, all you zombie experts, I was wondering, when a herbivore undergoes "zombiefication", does it at that point turn carnivorous?

"... but if the moose came into the house today, I'd likely get my family out, and let it romp 'round till the police came."
Good "Plan A" Tom, but if the animal had your family cornered and unable to get out, you'd still need a "Plan B".

Sarge
 
Well, for plan "B" there's still the WWII. And I agree: a zombie moose is a different thing again.

Though I doubt Kumar's ever seen a moose, his knife and I would try to do him proud...
 
That's funny. I don't recall seeing a single Zombie animal in all the Dead movies I've watched.

But I'd say yes- anything turning zombie is no longer a herbivore.



munk
 
Sylvrfalcn said:
By the way, all you zombie experts, I was wondering, when a herbivore undergoes "zombiefication", does it at that point turn carnivorous?

Sarge

I'm not a Zombie expert by any means but it's long been automatically placed in the job description for Zombies that they be carnivores the second that they go under zombiefication no matter what role they had before as far as being a herbivore was concerned.
One of the most dangerous Zombies dead is the once gentle Cottontail found all over North America.
The moment a Cottontail undergoes zombiefication it awakes in an outraged ravenous state and can never find enough to eat or absorb.

ndns just know these things.:thumbup: ;) :D
 
I tried to use that "self defense" line once before too, but the Game Warden didn't buy it. He actually had the audacity to claim that I planted the switchblade on that buck. :rolleyes:
 
I would have personally tried to rangle him and hop on his back. Then once i got him under control i would keep him as my own and ride him about the countryside:thumbup:
 
Back
Top