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[Fred.Rowe]

So, Fred, just how many Bikini waxes have you had?

That friend, is an analogy. No basis in fact. Just because I post on the same threads as George does not mean I am as weird as he is. Who could hold a candle to that man?
Besides, a hundred and ninty pound man don't look that good in a bikini.

 

[ysforge]

I'll take your Word for it Fred, and if you do have any picutes of you in a Bikini, please don't send them to me! (IG might want them though)

I've always said, "you can be a 'smith and have butter fingers, as long as you have lightning feet!" the statement is especially true if bare-foot or naked!