Stop it you people!!!!!

Originally posted by DancesWithKnives
Many years ago I was camping with two friends----one knowledgeable about knives and me, one not. The one without a clue innocently asked "You like knives don't you? You must have, what, a half dozen?" The other guy almost fell of his log laughing. When he regained his composure he remarked "He's got a half dozen ON HIM!"

DPD.
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I don't remember going camping with you.

but I have had people ask if I really need a dozen knives on a camping trip. I just look back at them and ask them why not.

1 for eating with

1 for preparing food with

1 for hacking and clearing undergrowth

1 for camp chores

1 for little camp chores

1 stuck to the padded strap of my back pack

1 in wallet (card knife) as a backup

1 small one for use inside the tent

1 for whittling by the campfire

1 for fishing

1 for ... oh I dunno... because I can!
 
Here is the cure...:D - 9 POS . Use these as "sacrificial lambs".
"See honey? I am getting rid of 9 knives!!! I'll only buy 3-4 to replace all of them!!!" Sounds almost reasonable!!!;)
I suspect that's all they're good for...:rolleyes:

My name is Rob, and I am a Knife-aholic...
 
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