This is happening

Hey, look who we have here... *Looks around* OKC, I like what you've done with the place. Welcome! :thumbup:



OntarioKnifeCompany said:
There's no time to explain....
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...grab a machete!
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"Reminds me of that time we were clearing vines in the great Sahara Rain Forest....."


"but the Sahara is a desert"

"IT IS NOW!!!"
 
"And if you call now, you don't get one, you don't get two - you get 200 original Ontario machetes for just 79,99 !"
"That is amazing, Bob"
"And if you call in the next hour, you get this incredible set of kitchen knives too"

Ontario, the very best there is. If you absolutely,positively got to kill every brush, tree and vine in the next square mile, accept no substitute,
 
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"I'm going to need a bigger belt!"

"Did someone ask for a knife?"

"That's not a knife, THESE ARE KNIVES."

"I just whipped these up on my lunch break"

"I left the BIG knives in my other pants"
 
"100 is 99 and 99 is 98... and 2 is 1 and 1 is none... so better buy another!"
 
Heard you liked knives so we put knives on your knives so you can knive while you knive.
 
.40isthenew.45 said:
"Reminds me of that time we were clearing vines in the great Sahara Rain Forest....."


"but the Sahara is a desert"

"IT IS NOW!!!"
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Note: OKC does not condone using our machetes to create significant geological changes that will last thousands of years. But if you do, get footage.
 
OKC = Our knives Cut !

A lot of jungle needs a lot of machetes. Go cut some of it.
 
Introducing the new ESEE RAT 18!

OKC machetes, as classic as a Model T and the same color choices.

OKC-Zombie preps for friends you dont trust with guns.

Wait. HOW many did I put in my online shopping cart?

Needle in a haystack? Pfft. Try Izula in a stack of razor sharp machetes!
 
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