Useless knives and edged weapons/tools

[Steely_Gunz]

Spider George, Spider George
Stabbing bag guys with his Spider Sword.
Here he comes. You better look out.
Stabbin' fools till there guts come out.
Look out, he is the Spider George.

 

[DocJD]

Larry Fuegen.

Useless? Discuss.

"Art" ?

 

[Planterz]

I’m surprised to see more than one of those. When I first saw it I thought for sure it was a way to sell scrap extra steel blades had already been cut from.

Then again I guess if a guy is producing multiples of the same knives he will end up with scrap in the same shape a bunch of times, so lots of opportunity to produce these monstrosities.

It was either this or some other monstrosity in a similar thread (the Ugly Knives thread, I think) where my first thought as well was that it looked like plasma cutter or water jet leftovers. Not a bad idea, really, if you can find someone stupid enough to buy one (and there's usually no shortage of those).

 

[dsalazar]

that's not useless. put it in a room and call over a bunch of buddies to drink. then see how long the conversations go on. it's a bbq knife. ahhh what am I saying it's probly not even sharpened.

"Art" ?

 

[gadunz]

There's a blade on there.

[video]

At least its not a sharpened cake trowel.

 

[dsalazar]

I don't know.i think a sharpened cake trowel would be more useful. can cut cake and serve it. be the hero of the party. lay a brick wall.

[video]

At least its not a sharpened cake trowel.

 

[Comeuppance]

I'm surprised nobody has posted this little gem.

It's such advanced-level mall ninja knifemaking that I was taken aback by the lack of Tac-Force or United Cutlery branding.

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

I'm surprised nobody has posted this little gem.

It's such advanced-level mall ninja knifemaking that I was taken aback by the lack of Tac-Force or United Cutlery branding.

Looks like someone accidentally 3D-printed a tribal tattoo.

 

[AP2018]

Someone makes an ar15 barrel wrench that has a sharpened axe blade on it
https://www.dsarms.com/p-14068-dsa-z-hawk-gen-1-ar15-armorers-tool-and-tomahawk.aspx

 

[W. Anderson]

Someone makes an ar15 barrel wrench that has a sharpened axe blade on it
https://www.dsarms.com/p-14068-dsa-z-hawk-gen-1-ar15-armorers-tool-and-tomahawk.aspx

If you wield two of them you'd be the best gunsmith alive.

 

[bflying]

I'm surprised nobody has posted this little gem.

It's such advanced-level mall ninja knifemaking that I was taken aback by the lack of Tac-Force or United Cutlery branding.

The Grim Reaper doesn't always carry a folder, but when he does.....

 

[Mo2]

 

[upnorth]

Looked like a female pleasure toy until yanked apart

 

[AP2018]

If you wield two of them you'd be the best gunsmith alive.

You can tell the guys who work at DSA because they are all missing a finger

 

[DocJD]

Looked like a female pleasure toy until yanked apart

OK , maybe NOT so useless !

 

[upnorth]

Keeps them from looking for bar strays when your out hunting swamp donkeys

 

[Michael_Z]

This seems like a classic of impractical weapon design. Looks cool, though.

 

[jdk1]

This seems like a classic of impractical weapon design. Looks cool, though.

May the fleas of a thousand tribbles infest your armpits for disparaging the mighty Bat'leth sir! I mean...I think I heard nerds call them that. I wouldn't know of course

 

[hermit dave]

 

[dsalazar]

I'm surprised nobody has posted this little gem.

It's such advanced-level mall ninja knifemaking that I was taken aback by the lack of Tac-Force or United Cutlery branding.

What a folding sythe or is it an ice ax I'm lost for words. It's one of those things that's so useless and ugly that I want one.