What is your stance on hair in your food

You're at a Mexican restaurant and you find not one, but two, hairs in your nachos.

  • Go to the restroom, vomit, and cry like a little bitch

    Votes: 4 6.3%
  • Complain, get a new entree, and leave without paying

    Votes: 20 31.7%
  • Pull them out and eat your meal

    Votes: 37 58.7%
  • Leave them in there, beast mode, and raw dog that shit.

    Votes: 2 3.2%

  • Total voters
    63
Human hair in food would disgust me to the extent that I will abandon that food, the longer and thicker the worse and if I happen to bite into it, I will literally be sick from retching. Ironically if my dog's hair ends up in the in food (a flyer hair) that will not probably bother me as much 🤷‍♂️
 
Human hair in food would disgust me to the extent that I will abandon that food, the longer and thicker the worse and if I happen to bite into it, I will literally be sick from retching. Ironically if my dog's hair ends up in the in food (a flyer hair) that will not probably bother me as much 🤷‍♂️
If I got the hair in my mouth, I'm getting a refund and I'm out. That's disgusting.
 
Happened to me before, in my tacos. I already ate two, on the third I encountered the hair mid taco, spit out what was in my mouth into a napkin, and just stopped eating, threw the food away, and left. I had already paid, didn't ask for a refund, just not doing that again.
 
Depends on my level of sobriety and how hungry I am.
Sober - It would ruin the meal.
Buzzed - It could go either way.
Wasted - I would likely put the hairs aside, continue eating, and mention and show my “wait human” when they next happened by.
Wasted and famished - likely throw them on the ground and continue eating.

Oddly, if it was in somebody else’s meal that I was eating with -

Sober - I would say something to the wait human. And request replacement food.
Buzzed - I would say something to wait human loudly and request replacement food.
Wasted - I would say something to wait human loudly, request replacement food and loudly proclaim my disgust.
Wasted and hungry - same as above but I would also be expecting a heavy discount. If it didn’t feel like they were “sorry enough” in the discount (this would all be by feel, because I’m not doing math while wasted) I would go full “Karen” at the register and demand to speak to somebody in charge.
I’m a jack ass.
 
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