What is your stance on hair in your food

You're at a Mexican restaurant and you find not one, but two, hairs in your nachos.

  • Go to the restroom, vomit, and cry like a little bitch

    Votes: 4 6.3%

  • Complain, get a new entree, and leave without paying

    Votes: 20 31.7%

  • Pull them out and eat your meal

    Votes: 37 58.7%

  • Leave them in there, beast mode, and raw dog that shit.

    Votes: 2 3.2%
  • Total voters
    63
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Anywhere not at someone's home is a no-go. Gross.

PS - I can't choose any of the options. None fit.
 
kind of unrelated, but the only time I'm out in the world dealing with food, it's during a trip to costco or whatever.
The shopping cart handles are disgusting- who knows what grabby hands left cooties on those handles? So I always wash my hands before I pull out my trouser snake in the can to let it do its thing, because I know for a fact that my kielbasa in cleaner than just about any surface in the grocery store.
But it can be a problem, (for other people) when it comes down to snatching the free samples- I'm sure I've left a few curlies here and there...


I'm kidding. Partly.
 
I'm regularly being fed "secondhand" food by my 1 year old that I can't deny out of politeness. It's always a roulette wheel of "what's the secret ingredient?"
In this scenario, probably just happy I get to eat peacefully at a restaurant.
(The peace was ruined as he literally poked me in the eye as I typed this)

*reread this and understood that my son is a bully... and I love him to death for it
 
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Philthy3 said:
I'm regularly being fed "secondhand" food by my 1 year old that I can't deny out of politeness. It's always a roulette wheel of "what's the secret ingredient?"
In this scenario, probably just happy I get to eat peacefully at a restaurant.
(The peace was ruined as he literally poked me in the eye as I typed this)

*reread this and understood that my son is a bully... and I love him to death for it
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Only happened on take out a couple of times. Picked it out and was gross, but anyways, was starving, yet was still gross 🤮
 
An old neighbor of mine gave me some fudge once. She was awesome and her baked goods were amazing. However, I found a toenail in a piece of that fudge. I was preoccupied with a book so it took me way too long to figure out why there was a chewy bit in the fudge that wouldn't break down.

Let's just say that these days, I view gifted baked goods with a wee bit of wariness. Once you chew on a stranger's toenail, a few hairs in the food aren't that big a deal.
 
Lorien said:
kind of unrelated, but the only time I'm out in the world dealing with food, it's during a trip to costco or whatever.
The shopping cart handles are disgusting- who knows what grabby hands left cooties on those handles? So I always wash my hands before I pull out my trouser snake in the can to let it do its thing, because I know for a fact that my kielbasa in cleaner than just about any surface in the grocery store.
But it can be a problem, (for other people) when it comes down to snatching the free samples- I'm sure I've left a few curlies here and there...


I'm kidding. Partly.
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... and you have some thick lustrous HAIR brother! I bet one of those things looks like baby Groot waving back at you.

As a side note, that funk you feel on the cart is what's left of all those samples people eat! Join Sams, they have cart wipes at the door.

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