I don’t understand you guys.
Ultimate fighters, survival knives, friggin’ kukris...
WTF.
We NEED a properly engineered, sharp, functional and efficient personal grooming tool.
I asked for this a thousand years ago.
I just pulled a nostril hair out that could have been utilized as a mooring line for a goddamn schooner.
NONE of you need a fighting knife, and good chainsaws are abundant and plentiful.
One of two things is going on here, with this crowd. You’re all either under the age of 35, and don’t have any clue as to what’s about to happen to you, or you’re my age - or older - and you’ve given up and are just letting yourselves go like a bunch of hairy, dumpy schlubs.
Seriously, get on board here guys, so we can get this ship sailing. The hair in my ears is starting to interfere with my hifi!