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You might be a RAT Packer if...
1) You have Jeff Randall's cell phone number on your speed dial just in case
2) You know the RAT Cutlery line, including all specs and knife history better than Jeff, Mike, and Shon
3) You now refer to the devil colour as "Tactical Pink"
4) You have NEVER helped anyone CHOOSE an RC knife, ...only pointed out why it is necessary and practical to own multiples. (almost as if you're more just trying to convince yourself)
5) You are only ready to leave the bedroom when you have your RC knife on your person in the morning
6) You can sound off the RC warranty by heart. (you do it everytime someone asks, "so why is that one the best?")
7) Your RC blade is the one knife that is NOT "in rotation". RC is a constant.
8) You think "the Beav" should be added to the dictionary as the definition of "cute".
9) You have an unnatural love of all things bacon and have a collection of bacon pics just waiting to be worked into a thread.
10) You firmly believe that a clean and unscratched powdercoat is unholy and a sign of neglect.
11) You are now a master sheath maker. It was just less expensive to learn.
12) Your secret "Peru Trip" piggy bank has more cash in it than your Anniversary vacation piggy bank and it is NON-TRANSFERABLE
13) You have actually put one or more monthly bills into paying jeopordy because you just couldn't wait
14) If you don't get a RC product for your birthday/Xmas, someone made a mistake
15) You have at least one permanent scar that you consider and RC right of passage
16) You have a PSK in every room of the house because who knows where you'll be when you need it... and after all... WWTTDD?
17) RAT Cutlery gets more advertising out of you than paid ads in magazines
18) You now own a Zippo even though you don't smoke
19) You now consider the inexpensive machete one of the most valuable survival tools one could possibly have
20) You check this forum section before checking your email in the morning
21) You read all of these and said, "wow... yup." or some variation
Add your own.
1) You have Jeff Randall's cell phone number on your speed dial just in case
2) You know the RAT Cutlery line, including all specs and knife history better than Jeff, Mike, and Shon
3) You now refer to the devil colour as "Tactical Pink"
4) You have NEVER helped anyone CHOOSE an RC knife, ...only pointed out why it is necessary and practical to own multiples. (almost as if you're more just trying to convince yourself)
5) You are only ready to leave the bedroom when you have your RC knife on your person in the morning
6) You can sound off the RC warranty by heart. (you do it everytime someone asks, "so why is that one the best?")
7) Your RC blade is the one knife that is NOT "in rotation". RC is a constant.
8) You think "the Beav" should be added to the dictionary as the definition of "cute".
9) You have an unnatural love of all things bacon and have a collection of bacon pics just waiting to be worked into a thread.
10) You firmly believe that a clean and unscratched powdercoat is unholy and a sign of neglect.
11) You are now a master sheath maker. It was just less expensive to learn.
12) Your secret "Peru Trip" piggy bank has more cash in it than your Anniversary vacation piggy bank and it is NON-TRANSFERABLE
13) You have actually put one or more monthly bills into paying jeopordy because you just couldn't wait
14) If you don't get a RC product for your birthday/Xmas, someone made a mistake
15) You have at least one permanent scar that you consider and RC right of passage
16) You have a PSK in every room of the house because who knows where you'll be when you need it... and after all... WWTTDD?
17) RAT Cutlery gets more advertising out of you than paid ads in magazines
18) You now own a Zippo even though you don't smoke
19) You now consider the inexpensive machete one of the most valuable survival tools one could possibly have
20) You check this forum section before checking your email in the morning
21) You read all of these and said, "wow... yup." or some variation
Add your own.
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