-You know what knife you had on you when Kennedy was shot...
-You stroke her, get down on your knees and tell her how much you love her, how much she means to you, you promise to take good care of her forever...then, with a tear in your eye, you put her back in the sheath...
-Rent shment, I need a new Corbit DA auto...
-When you have more knives than your wife has jewelery, and she has a LOT of jewelery...
-When you buy 3 of every knife you buy, one to use lightly, one to abuse and one to just look at in awe and rapture, while stroking it lovingly...
-When your wife tells you you have to get dressed up for the evening, and the first thing you think about is which knife is the dressiest...
-When you're in a movie theatre and the actors on the screen are using a knife, you reach in your pocket and play around with your own knife so you dont feel left out...
-Your toilet seat is black G-10, you have your cordless phone inlayed with mother of pearl, and the TV remote has mammoth ivory handles...