Official Entry Post
Here goes:
A farmer's wife is lying in bed reading one evening, when her husband, the farmer, enters the room with a sheep under his arm.
The farmer states "This is the pig I have to sleep with when you have a headache."
The farmers wife says "Uh, that isn't a pig."
The farmer replies " I weren't talkin' to you."
Thank you for the opportunity. Some nice knives and some funny jokes so far. I purchased my co-worker a 530 Pardue right before he retired. Says it's the best retirement gift he received.