Time for a USA Made Blade giveaway!

[Dvin211]

Here's my official entry post! I don't own a Benchmade knife yet. This is my most beat up knife. Well more worn then beat. It's Kershaw I bought from a gun show about 15 years ago.

 

[MIGUY]

Official Entry Post
Thanks for the chance!

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter:' Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son:' You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife:' You are not taking that to the taxidermist!

Hope no one feels this is in bad taste

 

[sechip]

Official entry post.

 

[mattidallama]

Official entry post

 

[afishhunter]

Official Entry Post.
One Sunday the congregation were chatting, waiting for the service to start. There was a loud "POP" at the podium, and there stood the devil himself. There was a mad rush for the exits, as averyone tried to escape God's sworn enemy. Devil looks at his Timex, 2 seconds to empty the church, when he notices an old man still sitting in the pew, reading the church bulletin. Devel walks over, clears his throat, "Um, excuse me, but do you know who I am?" Old man glances up at the devil, calmly says "yep." Devil says "You know who I am, but your not afraid of me?" Old man, sensing this us gonna take a while, sets down the bulletin, and calmly says "nope." Devil says "you do realize I can kill you with a single word, cause you unbearable pain and suffering until the end of time?" Old man says "Don't doubt it a bit." Devil says "Yet you say you're not afraid of me?" Old man pucks up the bulletin, starts reading, calmly says "nope, not a bit." Devil yells "WHY AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF ME?!?" Old man looks him in the eye and says "I been married to your sister 60 years."

 

[mrdeus]

Official Entry Post

 

[HOKIE_FAN]

Official entry post.

 

[Sunyata]

Official entry post.

Thanks for an awesome give away.

 

[Jim85IROC]

Official entry post. Thanks for the opportunity!

My most beat up knives are old Gerbers, and they're camera shy, so here's a joke instead:


The woman who injected her 8 year old with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.

Her child didn’t look surprised.

 

[Seneca18]

Official entry post. Thanks!!!
Untitled by danny.nystrom, on Flickr

 

[welsh]

Official entry post....

So this horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

(Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip yer waitress.)

Since a joke like that needs backup...

 

[fishiker]

"official entry post" and thanks for the opportunity to participate. Here is a hard use knife that I've tried replacing
with more expensive blades but never found anything that would live up to the standard set by this one. I wouldn't
call it beat up but say it has a lot of character

 

[SkeeterButt]

official entry post...

The 350 was my first Benchmade. I bought it for $50 at a gunshow while in college, with money that my grandfather left me when he died. Bought the knife in his memory, and it was my EDC for almost 15 years. The other I bought on a whim from a gunshop here in town after I got my first job, cuz it just looked so spectacular in the case. Still love both knives to this day for all the same reasons, and then some...

 

[daverm]

Official entry post.

 

[Norcaldude]

official entry post

Adamas 275BK

 

[Fish Boy]

Not an entry, just a joke.

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest stops the particle and says, “We don’t allow your kind in here.”

The particle then responds: “But without me, how could you have mass?”

 

[NinjaRyder0920]

Official Entry Post! Thank you!

 

[John60]

Official entry post:

Thanks!

 

[savage99]

Yeah this is my officail entry post



This was my first or second knife. It suffered from many poor sharpening attempts and somewhere along the line both of its scales fell off. Sabre brand, not terribly quality but I used it too hard

 

[jpm2]

official entry post
My most beat up Benchmade.
Nothing wasted here...