I can't get anything to post correctly, the above took me about 15 tries WOW, not great for the self confidence, and obviously I don't do IT for a living. as far as the star pattern, my thought was use the beer opener A LOT, and after a few hours of testing that function, just stare through the North Star hole and you can pretend to know where you're at all times! TRust me I can ALWAYS find the beer fridge, or at least someone's beer fridge.
Also on the incredibly Hokie side, I thought abot getting a Hudson Bay and putting the Big Dipper on that one, but I think John would refuse to be my friend if I asked him to put a beer opener on the Bay!