Mark,
Congrats on your makers forum here - :thumbup:
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Dear Ren.
Couple quick questions for ya.
1. Witch came first, the rubber chicken? or the rubber egg?
2. If I made this, do you think it would work? And is it tactical enough?
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Dear Ren: Why doesn't the Mark Terrell forum have more stickies? It's actually possible to see the titles of some of the running threads.
1. The Rubber Plant>Rubber Chicken>Rubber Egg
2. only if teflon coated black and if you can verify the design because you "have been there and done that" other wise stick to your fine slippies and send me one for free... Just to make blues, gig, and bastid Jealous when I go to blade...
Ren,
As I age I have noticed I require a toilet bowl with a lower and lower water level to avoid the dunking of my family jewels. I am only twenty eight, and am concerned that at this rate I will require a toilet with a three foot deep bowl by the time I'm in my forties. Any advice?
Dear Ren, why is it that Canadian Stormtrooper Oompa-Loompas fear the Graham Razel so much?
Ren,
My furnace has stopped working, and no amount of kicking it or screwing with the thermostat seems to do anything. I was thinking of heating my house with my barbeque grill, at least temporarily. It's a Kenmore, if that makes any difference. It has three burners, and I can adjust each ("low" to "high") for the desired heat output. Good idea? I have a piece of plywood that I'd put underneath the wheels so that it doesn't scratch the linoleum floor.
Wood Chucking is a process of barfing up Wood Alchol which is made in the hills of West Virginia and Eastern Kentucky and Ten-uh-see....If you consume more than a teaspoon full of this white lightning in a single swallow you run the risk of blowing your mind and burning out your innards...Wood Chucking is the bodies natural response to heave up the mason jar of the shit you just swallowed from the kid who handed it to you...Wood Chucks however can drink this shit like water...
Ren .. my new wife seems to be reluctant to assume the domestic role I had planned for her as my cook and provider of meals . Evidently my argument that " if God didnt intend for women to be the cooks He wouldnt have put eggs and milk in your body " has not had the desired effect.
Any advice for this new husband?
Dear Ren,
I have been trying to find my place in life, Can you help me?
Mr. Ren,
I was wondering what your take was on the Oscars last night? What do you think of the nominees for each category? Do you think the winners in each category were really the best choices? What did you think of all of the "red carpet" hoopla' and all of the designer clothes that were being worn by all of "the lovely people" who were in attendance?