If you've ever bought a bird feeder for the sole purpose of target practice, you might be a redneck...
True story for Monty Python fans. A group of people from my church (most of them Monty Python afficionados) were touring Jerusalem. Their guide pointed to one area outside the city gates and told them it was called "The valley of the Cheesemakers". He couldn't understand why 3/4 of the tour group doubled up in laughter.
This is a scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian movie. On the outskirts of the crowd at the sermon on the mount, too far away to hear very well ... they didn't have microphones and amplifiers in those days ...I ain't the sharpest knife.....Please 'splain this.
Thank you .
Uncle [octogeneran] Alan
How does a soprano change a light bulb? She simply holds it while the whole world revolves around her.
U can that again, I have 3 that don't give a rip what I say other than U want something to eat?I might have married her...
Our pastor asked us a serious question the other day: What do you call an animal that no matter how much time and attention, love and affection, care and training you put into it, still doesn't obey you?
A CAT!
Q. What do you call an accordion player with a pager?What do you call someone with no talent that likes to follow musicians around? A drummer.
Q. What do you call an accordion player with a pager?
A. An optimist.