I am old & love to fish.
I was sitting in my canoe the other day, when I heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
I looked around & couldn't see anyone.
I thought I was dreaming when I heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
I looked in the water & there, floating on the top, was a frog.
I said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me & I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious & jealous because I will be your mistress.'
I looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, & placed it in my front pocket.
The frog said to me, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress.'
At that moment I opened my pocket, looked at the frog & said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
Codger