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Fletcher Knives

Fletcher Knives

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I'm having a TON of apparel made before Blade Show and I need someone to come up with a good one-liner to put on the back of the womens t-shirts I'm having made. I want something that empowers women and maybe even at the same time is a swift kick to the bawls for the guys. :thumbup:

So what do you win?

Whoever comes up with the winning phrase will get a free shirt!! YAAAYYY!!!!

Now guys, I'm not excluding you. Guys can win too.

Everyone, you can come up with as many as you like. There is no limit to how many phrases you can post. HOWEVER!, DO NOT CHIT CHAT! DO NOT COMPLIMENT OTHER'S POSTS! DO NOT POST ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR PHRASES! ANYONE WHO DOES NOT FOLLOW THE RULES WILL HAVE THEIR POST DELETED AND WILL BE DISCQUALIFIED!

GO!!!!
 
"Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Know how to really please a woman? Give me your blades." (Knife/smatchet/etc. :D)

Or... if something not knife related is allowed...

"Women try to impress men with their looks and not their brains because the odds are far greater to run into a stupid man than a blind one."

"I'm not married because I don't want to ruin my sex life."

"Yes, you've seen me before. That's why I don't go there anymore."
 
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" This is my Fletcher, Deal with it!"

"He got his guns, I got his knife"

"I bet my knife is sharper than yours"

"You think you can handle this?"

" I have a real knife, what do you have?"
 
Some funny ones


keep watching....maybe i'll do a trick

God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face!

Objects under shirt are larger than they appear

Stop Reading My Shirt

"If I was lying... wouldn't my pants be on fire?"

Behind every great girl is a guy checking her out.

The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
 
I am still laughing my ars off reading those!! Here is a few
"If you can read this, I finally lost him"
"Quit staring, my cheeks hurt"
"I luv it when a man stares at the back of my head"
"Men, always exaggerating the size of his knife"
 
Just keep in mind guys. This has to fit on a chicks t-shirt. Keep it short.
 
Still the sharpest knife in the drawer.

IMB4U

You be nice.

Brains and looks too

Take my husband, PLEASE!

I am the one your mother warned you about.

My husband's not as sharp as his knives.
 
Sexy as a Fletcher


More Curves than a
Ulysses


I'll show you my Bush...
Operator

World's Greatest Wife
(I bought him a Fletcher)
 
My Bush, is sharper than your bush...

or

I trim my bush with a Fletcher

or

only into a bush operator
 
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Don't look here (Silly)
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Check out my ass!
(Thats supposed to be an arrow in the middle won't let me center it)

Picture of a Big fletcher in the center of the shirt
on top it says "So many men"
on the bottom "So little time"
 
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Finger My Choil!

It's the cryptic/double-intendre nature that'll spark conversation. lol
 
Keep your drink. Buy me a Fletcher.

Hard and Sharp

Caution - Sharp Edges

I have an edge...Fletcher Knives

Sharp women carry sharp knives

I bite, and so does my blade
 
I picture this.

"Fletcher Knives" above your logo and right below that "Kind of a Big Deal"

or every woman's favorite "Because I said so"

"I'll cut the/a Bit@#"
 
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