How bout a contest?

Sometimes Hot...Sometimes Cold...Always Sharp!

Give a girl what she really wants...Fetch her a Fletcher!
 
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1. Fletcher Knives, because my kitchen is outside.
2. F#*% Ginsu!
3. My Fletcher is my food processor
4. I'll wear the knife you wear the panties
5. Good girls own a knife, bad girls use them
6. Diamonds don't skin deer
7. If men were only this hard and sexy
8. The only 4" that statifies me, Fletcher knives
9. Oprah, NO. Martha, NO. Fletcher Hell YES
10. High heels and Hatchulas
 
That's what she said

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic

With a shirt like this who needs pants

____FK____ (logo goes here)
I'm stuck in the middle with you (with an arrow (or maybe a knife) pointing up in between the two lines under the FK and above the UC)
 
taken from a movie but still effective.

"With a flick of my Fletcher(wrist) I can change your religion."

This one just came to me though... "Blade, Paid, or Laid... Fletcher wins every time (or "at least my priorities are straight")
 
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A nod to knife safety - decent sized FK logo on the back of the shirt with the following above or below the logo:

"If you can read this...
You're in my blood bubble" [Alternative: blood circle]
 
I still haven't seen that one that just jumps out out me. Come one guys. Keep those noggins working!
 
Can you count on your tool?

Does your tool measure up?

Get a tool that delivers. Get yourself a Fletcher knife!

Get a tool that performs. Get yourself a Fletcher knife!

Get a tool that satisfies. Get yourself a Fletcher knife!

Wish you had one?

Sheeple feared!

You know you want it!

Can your tool perform and deliver like a Fletcher knife can?

Tools that satisfy - Fletcher Knives

Got tool?

Wish you could perform like a Fletcher knife can!

Wish you could perform like a Fletcher knife can?

I've been satisfied by Fletcher knives
Experience it for yourself
 
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