Bionic - GAW-WINNER-229-cchu518-

That's an awesome choice for a GAW, I'm in.

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Thank you kindly for the chance, Krav! I'm in....

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I'm in, thanks for the chance at an awesome knife.

Playing around with a family members Ipad can prove entertaining if you ask Siri stupid questions. We spent at least a good half hour trying to get stupid responses out of the thing, here are a few I found online.

Siri talk dirty to me. "Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel."

Can you murder someone for me? "I found 3 mental health agencies near you."

Do I make you horny? "I found a number of escorts fairly close to you:"

Will you marry me? "Lets just be friends, OK."

I need to hide a body. "What kind of place are you looking for: Reservoirs, Metal foundries, Mines, Dumps, Swamps"
 
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

"Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a idiot?" the professor asked.

The student replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
 
I'm in thanks for the chance.
Why did Han Solo spit out his steak?
Because he thought it was chewie.
 
I'm in thanks,
"You can either agree with me, or be wrong" - The Democratic party :p
 
ShepardCC said:
1st. Thank you for the giveaway.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

Breathe you Idiot.

Sorry I was playing The Last of Us ;)
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LOL! That's an awesome joke, specially when you tell it in person and you yell BREATHE YOU IDIOOOOTTTT!!! at the person's face.

Thanks for the chance, here's my joke:

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!
 
I'm in. Thank you. Most generous.

"I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find any."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed. I never knew they worked."

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
 
Thanks for the awesome GAW!



Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
 
Thank you so much for doing this giveaway, it is always appreciated! Good luck everyone.

a little bit on the "edgy" side of jokes i am, so heres a quickie for you!

What is the difference between a driveway and a dead baby?

You pull out of a driveway.... heheheh
 
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