Off Topic "Mall Ninja" : Is just mere ownership of certain types of blade enough to earn the title ?

[DocJD]

One should never be ashamed of their “mall ninja” status. The food courts and pathways of our brick & mortar retail establishments need the protective services they offer, lest they fall to ruin at the hands of vagrants and teenage ruffians.

Looks more like Ninja Cosplay ?

More worthy , IMO :

And a pink one .

 

[cbach8tw]

Buying junk that are for sale at the kiosks that are typically poorly made and fantasy pieces, look cool but are made In vast quantities.

 

[GmpaJim]

Untill 15 min. ago, I had never heard of a neck beard. So I googled it.
I was happier before I knew.

 

[Thorgrim]

Untill 15 min. ago, I had never heard of a neck beard. So I googled it.
I was happier before I knew.

Can't "un-see" that, can you?

 

[Chronovore]

More worthy , IMO :

This is surprisingly awesome.

 

[PQGK]

Looks more like Ninja Cosplay ?

More worthy , IMO :

And a pink one .

That would then be a Mall Kunoichi (female ninja/assassin)