short shortsword

[KeithAM]

Only one tool for this dangerous mission: the Applegate Fairborn Smatchet:

 

[markksr]

Damascus Mini-Smatchet?

 

[barrabas74]

Isnt that the founder of the church of Satan? Hmmmmmm if he Uses a Smatchet I bet its got to be more than good enough for ULTRA!

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Hey, Ultra, all kidding aside, you ought to look at Mineral Mountain Hatchet Works. Not just hatchets ... check out their swords AND knives, like this one, the MM Boot Dagger http://www.mineralmountain.com/boot.htm

Over-all length- 16"
Blade length- 10.5"
Steel thickness- 1/4"
1 7/8" wide blade at widest
Kydex sheath included

They are a bit expensive but not impossibly so.

 

[markksr]

The AF smatchet also comes in black for your "COVERT DEANIMATION" needs...

 

[Hard H2O]

And yes, it's gonna be used and not for stage combat either..., so make sure it is made to be used.

Where will this combat be taking place?

 

[markksr]

Where will this combat be taking place?

In the homes of all of us who posted smatchets...

 

[KeithAM]

Isnt that the founder of the church of Satan? Hmmmmmm if he Uses a Smatchet I bet its got to be more than good enough for ULTRA!

The very same. He has a new book out -- Human Sacrifice for Dummies. The Smatchet plays a big role.

 

[ashtxsniper]

O no it looks like the Smatchet has a Talon hole. Another Busse patent infringement. LOL

 

[Mongo]

While my first choice would be an Applegate Fairbairn Smatchet... you sound way too bad-ass for that. I think this one would be a better choice, and it comes with it's own handy display for when you aren't covertly carrying it.

 

[jthomas]

Good suggestions all. However, none of them really meets his criteria like a Applegate Fairborn Smatchet:

Hope this helps!!

 

[zenheretic]

In this day and age one can be safe with the mini and full sized smatchet.

Many people don't realize this, but you can cook eggs on the blade as well as have them were weapons are not allowed.

 

[samhain73]

What about one of the Ranger Airborne throwers?

 

[tarmix101]

What about one of the Ranger Airborne throwers?

Still doubt it will work as well as a........

Smatchet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cpl Punishment]

I don't know why anyone hasn't mentioned it yet, but maybe a. . .

SMATCHET would be in order?

 

[Steely_Gunz]

Any of the following would be fantastic deanimators. However, my personal pick would be the bottom one.

 

[Pete1977]

funniest thread EVER

 

[james_bond]

Wow who knew you could get so much trash for asking for a smachet, but not wanting a smachet. anyways another one to look at would be the Barongs form cold steel they have a fanct one and two less spendy machete versions.

 

[korbiaka]

I was laughing so hard reading this thread that my bladder gave way. Knowing I couldn't make it to the john, I peed in my cats litter box...hope she doesn't mind. Thanks guys.:grumpy:

 

[Slim to None]

You could probably use a good place to store your new combat knife/sword thing, which you'll probably be using as a cross between a hatchet and a smashing implement


I recommend one of these, a nice combo