Good GAWD! I so want Gerber to turn it around. I really do. And I honestly think they want to..... And so they need to KNOCK THIS $&!&*#@ STUFF OFF! I mean, a machete made of 420HC isn't a horrible thing... the stuff is tough and corrosion resistant and all.... And a Balisong is a great idea, because hey... there's a cult following for these babies, even among those of us who suck at flipping them... But COME ON! Dammit.