Not actually today, but last week I had my much anticipated colonoscopy. After it was over & I got dressed, I looked at the patient identification bracelet on my wrist & said, "I guess I won't be needing this anymore." Before the nurse could get her bandage scissors out of her pocket, I had my Starbenza out & had it cut off. The nurses eyes got big as saucers & my wife just looked at her, shook her head & said, "Don't get him started."
I used mine to cut my food a few minutes ago, as I was too lazy to go get a proper kitchen knife. Once I get this posted I'm going to use it to let the 2 Mnandis out of their shipping boxes that you see here...
Old school European decent?
It's usually western Europeans who cross their utensils to indicate they're finished with the meal and the plate can be removed. I still do the same thing even though no one knows what it means anymore.
I used mine for food, openin' mail.
I'm laughing at this because I know how I felt after coming out of that particular procedure's anesthesia-- people kind of react to it like truth serum. And then the lost time later that day... everyone I know, including myself, lost about 4 hours later that day like it never happened, but you function like a normal person the entire time.
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