Thanks for the comments all,
continuing the popular theme
"SAM: Will these vitamins really make me big and strong? ME: Yep. SAM: I'm afraid of getting big. ME: Why? SAM: Because I've never been big before!"
"(Overheard from the front seat in the car...)
Iris: *baby chatter*
Sam: You're right, Iris, we've just got to get out there and start selling!"
"Earlier, Sam asked Mom if he could borrow some money. He wants to buy a RV."
"showing Sam some pictures of the tornado damage in West Liberty...SAM: Wait, Mommy. I want to see some more of the damn houses! ME: What? Oh, do you mean damaged houses? SAM: Yeah, the damn houses."
"SAM (picking up the phone): I want to call Daddy. How do you spell "Pete" again?"
"SAM: I wish our house didn't have rules. Rules are as boring as can be."
"SAM: I can't wait to grow up and join the marching band! NANNY: What will you play in the band? SAM: The trumpet! And the drums. After all, Nanny, I do have two hands."
"after a trip to the store where Sam got a little upset because he couldn't get the toy he wanted...SAM: Mommy, I got a little out of control over a fire truck today."