To all the naysayers pocket fixed blade

Status
Not open for further replies.
To the op you just said you don't carry the knife for others but yet it's a status symbol? Remember you are the one that posted here with this nonsense so you really can't get pissy when others make fun of you your post are ridiculous.
It took you carrying a bat in your pants over 2 hours to realize it was uncomfortable and was hard to sit down?
Well I for one am glad you got your front pocket conversation peice to which I don't understand either because you said you don't want others to know what you are carrying but yet carry these big knives for conversation?
Please keep us informed of your adventures in this practical knife carrying study. And I'm sure if the blade breaks in your pocket the warranty will cover it.
 
^^^
The hole just keeps getting deeper with each of his most excellent posts Keith!!
I would also like to be kept in the loop with the OP's future exploits in the rough and tumble lands of South Dakota!!
 
I figure I would say the same thing in a different way. This way he can't claim he didn't understand it.
gonebad395 said:
To the op you just said you don't carry the knife for others but yet it's a status symbol?
Click to expand...
If a knife in your front pocket is a "status symbol", what status is that supposed to portray if folks aren't supposed to see it?

I wonder how many neighboring farmers are pissed that their scarecrows keep getting beaten up by the "weird kid that lives down the block"?
 
Last edited:
Jaime, Jamie Jamie... you just can't stop can you.

jaime_lion said:
Found out I could have concealed it to "kill" my friend but sitting down and walking normally were difficult.
Click to expand...

Hold up there brochacho. Let's just take a step back and look at your words.

You carried a baseball bat in your pants so that you could see if you could conceal it to kill your friend? Do your friends know you think like that? That's both scary, and pathological on a couple levels.


I nominate for doofus of the week. Anyone second?
 
Rip Gut 916 said:
I guess the purpose of the first pic was to show off his new khakis
Click to expand...

New? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The left pant leg is ripped about 1/4th of the way up the calf. I legitimately will not stop wearing a shirt unless a hole is big enough to fit my hand through it.

19-3ben said:
Jaime, Jamie Jamie... you just can't stop can you.



Hold up there brochacho. Let's just take a step back and look at your words.

You carried a baseball bat in your pants so that you could see if you could conceal it to kill your friend? Do your friends know you think like that? That's both scary, and pathological on a couple levels.


I nominate for doofus of the week. Anyone second?
Click to expand...

You dont have friends where you both try martial arts moves and such on each other? This same friend pepper sprayed me and then I did the same to him so we could see what it was like and better prepare ourselves.
 
Jaime, you admit walking and sitting down with the knife are difficult? Isn't that going to make it appear a bit odd to bystanders, because that's obviously going to make you move strangely? (Not to mention that ironically it may increase the chance of being assaulted, because a bad guy might conclude from your strange gait that you are physically handicapped.) And you'll only be comfortable at home, because what do people do in town? Walk or sit.

Rethink this. Smaller knife, or get an inside-the-waistband sheath made.
 
Hackenslash said:
Ok, I think I get it now. You plan to keep your hand in your pocket, eject the sheath in pocket and withdraw the exposed blade from your pocket ready for use? Dude, please don't do this. There's a thing called the femoral artery and encounters between it and a knife always end well for the knife...



So, this is for those kind of knife fights were you stand off against your opponent and he kinda says "come at me, Brah" and then you say "No, come at me, Brah" and then he flinches and you back step and then he kinda growls and you sneer and then he says "c'mon, less yer chicken" then you say "I eat chicken, brah" and he says "prove it, don't talk it" and you say "I will prove it, Brah" and he says "I'm not your Brah, Pal" and you say "I'm not your Pal, Buddy" and then he kinda pulls out his knife and lets it flash in the light for you and you pull out yours except it doesn't flash because yours is all tactical and black and way more deadly and he laughs and says "you kill butterflies with that, Brah?" and you say "you'd be surprised what I can kill with this, Buddy" and then the cops with guns get there?

These really are the most common type of knife fights, so it makes sense to prepare for it...not the whip-it-out-and-use-it-in-a-flash technique only used by ninjas, assassins and ISIS.
Click to expand...

Legitimately I would do something like this. I would say "you get the first hit but you have to spit at me and call me sally". I did stuff like that in high school it is amazing how many kids will not fight you.

bladeboss said:
Everybody stop feeding him.
He's clearly a 20th-degree super Black-Belt ninja supreme.

Jamie, you've never been in a knife fight. Ever. You even said yourself that the winner of a knife fight dies at the hospital. You dont seem dead.
The way you talk and act PROVES that you've never been in a knife fight. Thinking you need a 12inch blade and all.
And if you were that into it, you wouldn't be buying Glock knives. You'd have something far more high-end than that.

And before you call me out, I am well aware that I've never been in a knife fight. Hell, I've never even been in a fist fight.
I carry a knife as a tool and use it as such.

Maybe the pain from the baseball bat in his pants is clouding his judgment.
Click to expand...

What is bad about a glock knife from what I have seen they are cheap and well built?

SCWillson said:
If I was worried about a knife attack, I'd prefer either a pistol or a baton/cane.

I have a little martial arts training too, but it mostly taught me fighting with a knife against another knife is a really good way to get cut and bleed a lot. No thanks, I'd rather keep the bad guy out of knife range. (If I was going to carry a fixed blade openly for self-defense, it'd be a full-sized kukri. Intimidation factor for teh win.)

I think packing a 11" OAL knife in the front pocket instead of on the belt is probably more than a bit uncomfortable, but each to his own. Let us know how it works out in a few weeks.
Click to expand...

I carried a cane for a while but it was a pain to walk with and such when I did not need it. I had to have my mom hold it for me one day when I went on a carnival ride.




I am being legit here with stuff I am saying I am not "taking the piss" or "trolling" or such. I have found if you act like an idiot people think your crazy and such and leave you alone.
 
jaime_lion said:
You dont have friends where you both try martial arts moves and such on each other? This same friend pepper sprayed me and then I did the same to him so we could see what it was like and better prepare ourselves.
Click to expand...

Yes, in the past. But even then, it had to do with honing technique.

I said it in your previous thread, stuffing a bat in your pants has nothing to do with technique, and is not practicing martial arts. It's just walking around with a bat stuffed in your pants. If you were both using a rattan cane and practicing escrima, I'd think people would not only accept, but applaud it.

You carried a bat around in your pants to see if you could kill your friend...

I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old are you? If you don't want to say, I completely understand. Just curious.
 
SCWillson said:
Jaime, you admit walking and sitting down with the knife are difficult? Isn't that going to make it appear a bit odd to bystanders, because that's obviously going to make you move strangely? (Not to mention that ironically it may increase the chance of being assaulted, because a bad guy might conclude from your strange gait that you are physically handicapped.) And you'll only be comfortable at home, because what do people do in town? Walk or sit.

Rethink this. Smaller knife, or get an inside-the-waistband sheath made.
Click to expand...

When did I say it was uncomfortable. I think it is fine and works good so far.
 
jaime_lion said:
I am being legit here with stuff I am saying I am not "taking the piss" or "trolling" or such. I have found if you act like an idiot people think your crazy and such and leave you alone.
Click to expand...

So you're trying to make us leave you alone?
 
19-3ben said:
Yes, in the past. But even then, it had to do with honing technique.

I said it in your previous thread, stuffing a bat in your pants has nothing to do with technique, and is not practicing martial arts. It's just walking around with a bat stuffed in your pants. If you were both using a rattan cane and practicing escrima, I'd think people would not only accept, but applaud it.

You carried a bat around in your pants to see if you could kill your friend...

I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old are you? If you don't want to say, I completely understand. Just curious.
Click to expand...


Late 20's early 30's some where around there.

Allot of people online think I am 16.
 
J jaime_lion : Dude, you are on BladeForums. Why would you want to advertise militant and/or reveal potentially violent, premeditated behavior in a public forum? Keep those sentiments at home, in front of a mirror. Like this guy...

IMAG0178.jpg
 
19-3ben said:
In all seriousness, can you identify the reason they think that?
Click to expand...

Because I act this way. In all seriousness I act this way because I get tired of coming to places like this asking a simple yes or no question like will a knife break in a front pocket and getting ridiculed. Why do things like this matter to people? I don't care if your gay straight man woman black Asian can you help me if yes please help if no why are you wasting my time and yours by talking to me.
 
19-3ben said:
In all seriousness, can you identify the reason they think that?
Click to expand...

Because I act this way. In all seriousness I act this way because I get tired of coming to places like this asking a simple yes or no question like will a knife break in a front pocket and getting ridiculed. Why do things like this matter to people? I don't care if your gay straight man woman black Asian can you help me if yes please help if no why are you wasting my time and yours by talking to me.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top