Bionic - GAW-WINNER-229-cchu518-

Awesome generosity. Good people here.

A husband and wife are driving home on a cold winter eve when the wife spots a baby skunk shivering on the side of the road. We can't just let him freeze to death she says. The husband reluctantly stops and the wife gets the skunk. She's puts the skunk between her legs to warm it up, turns to her husband and asks, what about the smell. The husband looks at her and says... Just pinch his little nose :D
 
I'm in.

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were
required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known
mannequin victim, Rescue Anne, to practice. My group's model
was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case. The class
broke into groups to practice. As instructed, one of my
classmates gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?"

He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for
breathing. Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed,
"She said she can't feel her legs!"
 
I'm in! Thanks for such an awesome GAW!

As for funny, if I accidentally fart in public I always blame it on my 3 yr old daughter haha. She gets pissed!
 
Count me in and thanks for such a great opportunity!

I'm not very funny. Kinda like Marlin the clown fish in finding Nemo. ..
 
I will enter a small poem. Engineers have furry ears and live in caves and ditches, when duty call they grab their balls and run for power switches.

thanks for the chance
 
Wow, very generous giveaway. I'm in, thank you!

A Youtube classic....

[youtube]hMtZfW2z9dw[/youtube]
 
A quote, "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man." Mark Twain I think.
Thanks for the very generous GAW!
 
What do you get when you mix a pair of shorts, with an elephant?
Swimming trunks :D

Im in, thanks for the chance :thumbup:
 
Not here to try and win, that is one nice looking knife, and deserves a much better home. But I found this pic the other night, that I found pretty funny, so I figured I'd procrastinate having to head bed by a couple min and share.

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Awesome thanks.

Knife related joke for bonus points!

A guy cuts his finger off.
He calls the Doc and says "Doc I cut my finger off!"
Doc asks "The whole finger?"
Guy says "No, the one next to it."
 
[video=youtube_share;Nh7UgAprdpM]http://youtu.be/Nh7UgAprdpM[/video]


Sweet giveaway.

Please count me in.

Ain't No Body Got Time For Dat!
 
Why did the fleeing criminal step on the scale?

So he could get a weigh!

Really generous of you to give out such a blade, I'm in as well.

Thanks! =D
 
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
The Pilot. You racist bastard.
 
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