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^^^BOO! I HATE BEES.

I don't care that bees are mother nature's cure for everything. I don't give a fig that bees are not yellow jackets are not wasps. I hate em'. They are evil, demon possessed, awful creatures. I hate them.

"Why?" you ask. Because they suck, that's why. I hate them forever.

I fell into a yellow jacket's nest when I was 5, and was stung about 8 million times (ok, several hundred). How I did not die from this is a mystery. Apart from now being very, very allergic to them, they actually frighten me. As a grown man being surprised by a bee of any kind still (almost) causes me to panic and nearly brings me to tears.

Also there was that movie - Candyman - and that actually did make me panic.

Someone please put up a cat meme. 'cause I hate bees.
 
TRfromMT said:
^^^BOO! I HATE BEES.

I don't care that bees are mother nature's cure for everything. I don't give a fig that bees are not yellow jackets are not wasps. I hate em'. They are evil, demon possessed, awful creatures. I hate them.

"Why?" you ask. Because they suck, that's why. I hate them forever.

I fell into a yellow jacket's nest when I was 5, and was stung about 8 million times (ok, several hundred). How I did not die from this is a mystery. Apart from now being very, very allergic to them, they actually frighten me. As a grown man being surprised by a bee of any kind still (almost) causes me to panic and nearly brings me to tears.

Also there was that movie - Candyman - and that actually did make me panic.

Someone please put up a cat meme. 'cause I hate bees.
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lol

One of my friends feels the same way!!
 
TRfromMT said:
^^^BOO! I HATE BEES.

I don't care that bees are mother nature's cure for everything. I don't give a fig that bees are not yellow jackets are not wasps. I hate em'. They are evil, demon possessed, awful creatures. I hate them.

"Why?" you ask. Because they suck, that's why. I hate them forever.

I fell into a yellow jacket's nest when I was 5, and was stung about 8 million times (ok, several hundred). How I did not die from this is a mystery. Apart from now being very, very allergic to them, they actually frighten me. As a grown man being surprised by a bee of any kind still (almost) causes me to panic and nearly brings me to tears.

Also there was that movie - Candyman - and that actually did make me panic.

Someone please put up a cat meme. 'cause I hate bees.
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You just need a Hug:p
 
TRfromMT said:
Can we at least have a safe word?
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Bzzzzz bzzzzzz!

Some magic mushrooms and a day at an apiary. You could overcome your fear of bees and possibly become a superhero!


ETA : Your traumatic childhood bee story reminded me of the Bruce Wayne bat phobia presented in “Batman Begins”.
 
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