"Death Chat" Jr. Laid to Rest

Thouro been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night
crawlers.
He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf.
He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat
froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful
or he'd git bit.
He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.
He squirmed and wrap hisself roun' Thouro's arm try'n to git hisself
free.
But Thouro, him had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Thouro pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait
can.
Now, Thouro knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him
good, but he had a plan.
He reach into de back pocket of his bib over hauls and pulls out a pint a
moonshine likker.
He pour some drops into de snake's mouf.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp.
Wit dat, Thouro toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to
fishin'.
A while later Thouro dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs.



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idahoskunk said:
Thouro been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night
crawlers.
He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf.
He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat
froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful
or he'd git bit.
He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.
He squirmed and wrap hisself roun' Thouro's arm try'n to git hisself
free.
But Thouro, him had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Thouro pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait
can.
Now, Thouro knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him
good, but he had a plan.
He reach into de back pocket of his bib over hauls and pulls out a pint a
moonshine likker.
He pour some drops into de snake's mouf.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp.
Wit dat, Thouro toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to
fishin'.
A while later Thouro dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs.



Thouro.jpg
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YeeeeHaw!!!!! Mikey's sittin' here right now makin' the exact same face!!!!
 
idahoskunk said:
Thouro been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night
crawlers.
He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf.
He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat
froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful
or he'd git bit.
He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.
He squirmed and wrap hisself roun' Thouro's arm try'n to git hisself
free.
But Thouro, him had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Thouro pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait
can.
Now, Thouro knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him
good, but he had a plan.
He reach into de back pocket of his bib over hauls and pulls out a pint a
moonshine likker.
He pour some drops into de snake's mouf.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp.
Wit dat, Thouro toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to
fishin'.
A while later Thouro dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs.
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Wow! I think that I actually got dumber reading that! (LMAO though!) :p
 
idahoskunk said:
Thouro been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night
crawlers.
He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf.
He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat
froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful
or he'd git bit.
He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.
He squirmed and wrap hisself roun' Thouro's arm try'n to git hisself
free.
But Thouro, him had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Thouro pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait
can.
Now, Thouro knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him
good, but he had a plan.
He reach into de back pocket of his bib over hauls and pulls out a pint a
moonshine likker.
He pour some drops into de snake's mouf.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp.
Wit dat, Thouro toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to
fishin'.
A while later Thouro dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs.



Thouro.jpg
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I actually understood that the first time I read through it. I'm in worse shape than I thought. :eek:
 
been slackin' :)


SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.


PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.



SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.



YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.



BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY
 
Yeah. Makin' bout $10 an hour right now. But learning some things so hopefully the cash flow will be more real soon. :)
 
idahoskunk said:
been slackin' :)


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BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY
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Good one, Skunk! :eek:
 
RedEdge77 said:
so whats this thread about? there was no way i could read all those posts :D
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It is an epic legacy of what CBL (Carling Black Label) does to those that consume it's rich goodness on a much too often basis! :D

Basically just random thoughts on pretty much anything. :eek:
 
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