While using a bench grinder: "Hey, want me to sharpen that knife for you?"
Wife, after looking at my zt566: "Elmax is a stupid name for a knife."
I give away cheap AO Kershaws to my guy friends as gifts, they're affordable, backed by warranty and they love playing with 'em. I always laugh because when a guy gets his first knife from me and opens it, they always look at the blade and say "Cool! A Speedsafe!"