Overused and/or trite words of the Knife World

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by Mecha, Dec 30, 2019.

  1. herisson

    herisson Apple slicing rocking chair dweller Platinum Member

    Mar 11, 2013
    Gluttony is one of the capital sins for a reason... Just kidding, kidding I tells ya ! I never understood that. We were built to enjoy good food, good wine and good sex (and other stuff, of course). What's bad with that ? And just to set this straight once and for all : pizza is eaten with your hands, none of that sissy fork and knife stuff. Bite it with lust and appetite (got some tomato sauce on your nose ? Your girlfriend might lick it off. Giddyap !)
     
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  2. James Y

    James Y

    Feb 18, 1999
    This has probably already been mentioned (I haven’t read every post), but I’ve heard some people refer to their knife fondling as “knifesturbation”.

    Jim
     
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  3. Mecha

    Mecha Titanium Bladesmith Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Dec 27, 2013
    That's a new one to me, and it's a big nope.
     
  4. Rhinoknives1

    Rhinoknives1 KnifeMaker / Craftsman / Service Provider Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Jul 1, 2013
    But! But! That Blood Groove lets some blood out because the muscles contracting when you stab make the knife hard to put out!.. :rolleyes:When I hear that nonsense I smile and say, we only have one circle of muscles on the human body that can contract and that’s the orifice that people are talking out of with that blood groove BS..:)
     
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  5. herisson

    herisson Apple slicing rocking chair dweller Platinum Member

    Mar 11, 2013
    This "knifesturbation" thing is actually disturbing. Bad language play and not the dark side I would be attracted to.
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  6. Polzeyboy

    Polzeyboy CHEEKY BUGGER

    109
    Jan 9, 2020
    This has warped my fragile little mind.
     
  7. herisson

    herisson Apple slicing rocking chair dweller Platinum Member

    Mar 11, 2013
    And that gives a whole new dimension to the concept of blade play. No, I didn't say that... Say it ain't so.
     
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  8. James Y

    James Y

    Feb 18, 1999
    I honestly don’t know why anyone would use such a word to describe their knife obsession, and I’d rather not know.

    Jim
     
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  9. bigsurbob

    bigsurbob

    272
    Jun 10, 2016
    "Shipped to your door."

    If you only knew how far my mailbox is from my door!
     
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  10. TheEdge01

    TheEdge01

    Apr 3, 2015
    How about “Overbuilt “ or “light use”.
     
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  11. Dogdrawz

    Dogdrawz Gold Member Gold Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Saying "finger choil" when only a Smurfs' finger can reside in said choil.

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  12. Vicv

    Vicv

    347
    Aug 22, 2011
    Apex
     
  13. Billy The Blade

    Billy The Blade

    295
    Jul 30, 2014
    ... A knife taking up prime pocket 'Real Estate'
    B.T.B.
     
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  14. Rhinoknives1

    Rhinoknives1 KnifeMaker / Craftsman / Service Provider Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Jul 1, 2013
    its most likely been mentioned but with Old timey folders this, walk & talk! If your knives are walking & talking to you I suggest you, walk down to the local “Happy Acres” facility and check in for a relaxing stay!
     
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  15. JDRanger

    JDRanger Gold Member Gold Member

    306
    Aug 14, 2017
    Heat treatment
     
  16. MtnHawk1

    MtnHawk1 Gold Member Gold Member

    177
    May 22, 2019
    I wouldn't miss the silly and well-worn term "sharpened pry bar", or Rambo jokes, often used by those who fail to see the value of a large, do everything knife in the wilderness or an emergency or survival situation.
     
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  17. BITEME

    BITEME Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 14, 2007
    knifes
     
  18. fonedork

    fonedork Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Jul 7, 2011
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  19. pholder

    pholder

    423
    Feb 16, 2005
    TACTICAL,EPIC,GRAIL
     
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  20. cbach8tw

    cbach8tw Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 9, 2006
    When they advertise a knife for a certain price, then they say "net to me." That means you need to add a few dollars to the listed price to cover their fees through a service or shipping costs. So we do not know what the amount of those fees would be. I like the listed price as being what you pay, the price decided upon by the seller to include those extra costs. The only exception being for shipping out of the states.
     
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