Random Thought Thread

[Blues]

A dead spider fell in my seltzer without me noticing and I took a big drink and had a mouthful of dead spider. I am having trouble moving past this.

Apparently "Spider Cider" is already taken...but I see a business opportunity in the making...especially with October 31st just around the corner...

"Jo's Hard Arachnid Seltzer"...now with even more spider!!!

Can "Nathan's Dead Hornet Seltzer" be far behind?

I'll take a case of each.

Opportunity knocks. Get crackin'!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

A dead spider fell in my seltzer without me noticing and I took a big drink and had a mouthful of dead spider. I am having trouble moving past this.

a dead spider in your mouth was considered by some to be good luck for a time.

some > me
a time > that one time in third grade I slept over at my cousins house

 

[Blues]

There was a machinist called Jo,
Into her drink...a spider did blow,
This, she could not abide,
As she spit it aside,
And a-hunting their webs she did go.

Maybe a laugh might make you feel better Jo the Machinist

 

[Fonedork]

A spider fell dead
Into my seltzer today
And I drank it up

 

[Blues]

Haiku, haiku very much.

 

[bluemax_1]

There was a machinist called Jo,
Into her drink...a spider did blow,
This, she could not abide,
As she spit it aside,
And a-hunting their webs she did go.

Maybe a laugh might make you feel better Jo the Machinist

If Nathan kills hornets with a Sebenza, what might Jo do to spiders? They should be afraid,... very afraid...

 

[bluemax_1]

Sorry, Jo. Look at it this way: not too different from a shrimp ....

Or the scorpion in tequila

 

[Blues]

If Nathan kills hornets with a Sebenza, what might Jo do to spiders? They should be afraid,... very afraid...

Castrate with a Carothers?

 

[mb>]

A dead spider fell in my seltzer without me noticing and I took a big drink and had a mouthful of dead spider. I am having trouble moving past this.

As long as you got the same number out, you’re good. Like 1 in, 5 out…time to worry!

 

[Blues]

As long as you got the same number out, you’re good. Like 1 in, 5 out…time to worry!

I found that out one day when I stomped one in my basement and tiny spiders went everywhere. It took quite a while to get 'em all.

 

[bluemax_1]

There was a machinist called Jo,
Into her drink...a spider did blow,
This, she could not abide,
As she spit it aside,
And a-hunting their webs she did go.

Maybe a laugh might make you feel better Jo the Machinist

Hey, Limericks! Excellent....

Poor lil Ninjo,
Her displeasure did grow
While drinking her seltzer water
When a spider she spit
When it fell in her sh##
If the others don't scram, they sure oughta

 

[Hard Knocks]

There once was a bladesports champ
who took up with an evil genius tramp
the tramp set permethrin
and now there's a deathrun
on every form of coldblooded scamp

 

[Jo the Machinist]

As long as you got the same number out, you’re good. Like 1 in, 5 out…time to worry!

Well, I don't know how many were in there, but I am pretty sure it was missing some legs. Yuck!

Thanks for all the awesome poems guys.

 

[Standard78]

Apparently "Spider Cider" is already taken...but I see a business opportunity in the making...especially with October 31st just around the corner...

"Jo's Hard Arachnid Seltzer"...now with even more spider!!!

Can "Nathan's Dead Hornet Seltzer" be far behind?

I'll take a case of each.

Opportunity knocks. Get crackin'!

Could you imagine the kind of alcohol that would come out of the Carothers shop if they decided to venture into that hobby?
Holy hell.

 

[Blues]

Could you imagine the kind of alcohol that would come out of the Carothers shop if they decided to venture into that hobby?
Holy hell.

No one ever said it'd be easy...but it's a trial we must face up to and a challenge we must meet.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

We're having the largest sale that we've had in over a year tomorrow. So of course that's the day the new machining center to replace the Kia (RIP) comes in. Ahmuh try and remember to start the sale on time this time...

 

[mb>]

Poor little BF server.

 

[Blues]

We're having the largest sale that we've had in over a year tomorrow. So of course that's the day the new machining center to replace the Kia (RIP) comes in. Ahmuh try and remember to start the sale on time this time...

Nathan the Machinist

Nathan, if you're seriously behind the 8-ball, hit me up on my cell and I'll open the thread for you at the designated time. All you have to do is have it set up...and as I'm not intending to purchase, there is no potential for conflict of interest.

If your comment was tongue-in-cheek,...as "Emily Litella" would say: "Never Mind".

 

[ferider]

I'll watch with pop-corn while I hopefully unpack mine

Seriously, Nathan, as I've said before, the basic field knife is flying off the shelves, I recommend to make many more ...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Nathan the Machinist

Nathan, if you're seriously behind the 8-ball, hit me up on my cell and I'll open the thread for you at the designated time. All you have to do is have it set up...and as I'm not intending to purchase, there is no potential for conflict of interest.

If your comment was tongue-in-cheek,...as "Emily Litella" would say: "Never Mind".

good on you sir