Something to bug Uncle about when he gets back

The Duck might want one in yellow to wear as a neck knife for use as a guano scraper.:barf: :p :D

Sarge
 
The Duck might want one in yellow to wear as a neck knife for use as a guano scraper.
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Are paper products really that scarce in the Cave?

Waaait....How do YOU know?

;)
 
:barf: :barf:Yep,YOU have lost your mind!!"Sigh,I'm gonna try "ONE"more time with you beginnersNow fold your hands ,sit up straight & PAY ATTENTION!SARGE,SEMPER & PAPPY SNAP TOO!SEMPER,SUCK THAT POTGUT IN, PAPPY "TRY" & LOOK "PROPER"!@#$%@^& BEGINNERS! AK'S ARE FOR CHOPPING,YOU ALL DO KNOW CHOPPING DON'T YOU??OK boys & girls got that concept!! ANY QUESTIONS SO FAR??Sarge?? #2 12"AK will NOT have the proper proportions,look ugly AND forget balance,too SMALL!PAPPY,SEMPER,considering you all are JARHEADS THIS CONCEPT MAY TAKE TIME TO DIGEST(Marines,Sigh,my brother is one)!Why do I bothe!!Grumble,mumble lousy,itty bitty @#$%^"12"AIN'T NO K!
SLAM!!
THE SAINT :cool:
 
Well looky here Jim, if'n you order two of them you can "Duck" tape them together for an OAL of 20" (allowing two inch overlap on each one for the "Duck" tape). So, should I sign you up? By the way, I haven't lost my mind, it's right where I left it.

Sarge
 
LISTEN "wingnut" BE CAREFUL WHEN USING THE TERM duck!12"may be good for you afterall! You getting ready to retire,being"old" like Yappy & Simper(his Av looks like a constipated MUTT)! YEP,12"KNIFE(NOTICE I DIDN'T SAY K)should be just about right for you three with your canes!Almost:barf: when that "old" guy WHINED about 9am being TOO early & you agreed!hee!
jim
 
Oh now that just plain hurts. Think I'll go console myself with a shot of Viagra and a Geritol chaser...........

You might be a "Saint", but I don't think that'll help none if you keep pickin' at them Jarheads. Miami's got a beach ain't it? Wellsir, there you go. Them fellers what go "Hooruh" just dearly love their amphibious assaults. That's gonna leave a mark.........

Sarge
 
I get Jarheads & Squids confused!HEE!Simper the Squid! Bwaaaa! Now you be careful with Pappy tomorrow,see if you can get him a cane at the Show! Oh yeah, when you are drinking & Pappy nods off in mid-sentence,be nice HE is old & it happens !hee! Now I wonder how many "intelligent" HI members have seen the truth I've been spreading & changed their minds!!Just think instead of $$$ for that:barf:put it towards a REAL K!Remember the only people in Nepal that carry 12" are kids & women!
THE SAINT! :cool:
 
Now you can listen to Duckie-Poo(p?) or you can remember it was me who got the 12" AK out of limbo and back in production. I've already gotten the regular HI 12" AK for you... who are you going to believe - Me or Duckie-Wuckie?

If you go for villagers, they will be marked BG ( for Birghorka ) in Devanagari in the same place the HI is on the blade.

I don't know if you'll get the kamis to mark their names to villagers though.

Now stop your squawking like a magpie even if you do act more like a feathered thief than a canard castrato and start Quacking Off by the numbers! On the upbeat, now: ah-one and ah-two , jazz it up now boys. This ain't no version of "When St. Quacks Goes Marching In!".
 
Maybe I am going insane - no, come to think about it, that's the only sane way to treat the duck. Better call in a refill on my medication.
 
Originally posted by Kukri4302
I get Jarheads & Squids confused!HEE!Simper the Squid! Bwaaaa!
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Squid! NOBody's ever called me a SQUID and lived! That was IT, the very LAST straw (the camel is broke down). MY Carlos Hathcock wannabe buddy is comin to FLorida on the next train! Sell all of them M43's cause you're gonna need the MONEY for FUNERAL expenses! Hee! BWAAAAAA!
 
Sarge, All for that brown sheath and authentic blade engraveing, sounds like a carry any wear kukri.GO great on my six gun rig,might even pass inspection on a cowboy action reanactment. best wishs from the Eastfork.
 
A little thiner than the average AK would have good balance, and at under $50, I could add a small to my medium and large...:D

I noticed the Village AKs tend to be lightr anyway... or am I more loopy than usual???:confused:
 
You know, I hate admit this, but a yellow scabbard may not be all that bad. Condider this: you're in the woods, you have a khuk that you've carried with you (12" AK), you set it down while setting up camp, and you would never lose it in the foliage. I will never buy another knife or flashlight with a camo handle. I have left several from Sweetwater to LLano to Freer, Texas. Scabbard aside, you can't duck the issue that a 12" AK will have a myriad of potential uses.


Ben
 
I know both 12” AKs that came through here are deployed. One is carried cross draw at the small of the back under the utility blouse and the other switches from a riggers belt to a neck knife.

I’d be in for a couple of 12” villagers. Make a kydex sheath for SOB and another as a neck knife.

S/F, Mike
 
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