Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[Hammer67]

Mine's good, sits centered closed and locks up about 50% with no play.

Have you tested it on any Ariels yet?

 

[Shoguns]

This thread is one of the most amazing things Ive ever read. Brightened my day quite a bit. Thanks!

 

[The Grendels]

Here is a cherry on top of the ice cream for this thread showing some of these epic designs in action:

And here is a great retort:

That 21 foot rule always reminds me of that scene in Justified. You just know this guy's neighbours are thinking about moving somewhere safer, life Syria.

 

[Drop bear]

Viking cooking axe.

 

[Ruari]

£14.00?! What a deal!

 

[Enzo’s Woodshop]

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£14.00?! What a deal!

and in 3cr13 no less!! Somebody’s grail right there

 

[snuffle]

£14.00?! What a deal!

I dunno man, for £14 I think it could have a bottle opener.

Although I do kinda like that he's holding the pivot in his little paws. Cute!

 

[Triton]

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£14.00?! What a deal!

What the actual heck?

 

[The Grendels]

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£14.00?! What a deal!

I just don't feel that I can justify that purchase if the wheels don't spin...

 

[GAGL]

Kalershnikov knaf

 

[Drop bear]

Someone help me out here. Amazon has an AK47 knife. Automatic, gun handle with a torch.

But I can't link it.

 

[Drop bear]

Someone help me out here. Amazon has an AK47 knife. Automatic, gun handle with a torch.

But I can't link it.

Never mind. I found it.

 

[dirc]

brand new release on kc, from usmc for about $30... lol - it's 'stainless steel' - prolly 3cr13

 

[A.L.]

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£14.00?! What a deal!

When I saw that some Speedwolf started to play in my head

 

[Drop bear]

Definitely tacticool mabye not so ridiculous.

 

[DocJD]

brand new release on kc, from usmc for about $30... lol - it's 'stainless steel' - prolly 3cr13

I gotta wonder who exactly approves the licensing of this garbage to use the Marines logo ?

 

[Cgw1984]

Sounds like people that PAY for those “tactical shooting” classes. Then wonder why “I just F’ing shot myself!”
If you want a good laugh search Tactical class on YT.
**I guess I should add- 7 years in the Army (19k) I never ever once had a “tactical class”! Just sayin’

20 years in, and we had many. Training was imperative. Im sorry you served so long and didnt figure that out. The youtube nonsense is silly, but we absolutely had training on moving, shooting, communication, cover vs concealment, etc. We were certainly more combat focused than many, perhaps thats why? Side note, its hilarious people here claiming to serve and unaware that different MOS have different training requirments.

 

[Monofletch]

20 years in, and we had many. Training was imperative. Im sorry you served so long and didnt figure that out. Perhaps your MOS was more...desk focused and they decided it wasnt worth the investment for you guys.

Um…. I was a 19k. We were so cool we didn’t need it!

 

[POCEH KOCEB]

That 21 foot rule always reminds me of that scene in Justified.

It's definitely a great scene. Unfortunately, most people without experience, carrying a gun, thinking that 21' rule will give them some advantage over
someone who knows what to do with a knife is fooling themselves. IMO, a knife, just as a gun, in experienced hands is not to be underestimated on the street.

 

[killgar]

"Hey, you don't really need all those fingers, do ya?"

There are several things wrong with this, um, whatever it is, but the fact that the liner lock releases are so prominent, and right where ones fingers would go, with the blades poised for traumatic amputation, makes it especially ridiculous.