Well, mine is not very creative, but has proven to be somewhat misleading...
I am not, nor ever have been, an undertaker!
I am an engraver, and I use gravers to engrave. My middle name is Thomas, which I have gone by since birth, hence the Tom. I am a 3rd, and my Mom's dad had the same first name as my dad and his dad, do she wanted me to be called something other than "Frank". The deal was quickly done, out I came, and Tom it is.
besides all that, I do tend to be a bit serious and intense at times, "graver" than the average Tom, perhaps!
Tom
ps it was pretty tough having to answer to "Francis" the first day of school every year. I can still remember the first day of 2nd grade, when a girl who sat in front of me read the name on my desk and said, "I didn't know your name was Frankiss, I thought it was Tom!"
After some thought and coming to my senses, My wife and I deicded not to have a Francis Thomas IV.