...so there we were. trying to talk this kid outta his cave. He had been holed up for 41 weeks already...what's a few more hours to him?
We offered him candy...a bed of his own...a free year's supply of food
...
All of it for free if he would just come out peacefully...
When All Of A Sudden!! there's this loud explosion
**BOOOM!!!** from deep inside followed by a low rumble and suddenly
WHAM!!... the kid comes FLYING out of there Yelling and Screaming, his eyes red, the hair on his neck and back standing up on end...
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No sooner had he LEPT from the womb, he immediately set to terrorizing the nurses...scratch! poke! jab! kick! eeeyahhh!
...
I guess instinct must have kicked in, because I grabbed a pile of blankets and tackled the critter.
When the dust cleared, he was passed out - fast asleep.
He never did let go...