Not calling it out, just addressing what you added. The gifs and images help drive the point home (and make it fun).
Somehow you know that I am a speeder and that I hoard TP? That's called projecting. Amazon would certainly have issue with you returning the knife if they knew you had modified it, and you know that.
Says the projector himself.
Amazon has NO issue if I modified a knife slightly. People return USED stuff on Amazon all the time. Amazon will just resell it as used. It happens 24/7. Honestly grow up lol. When people ask oh how would YOU feel if you bought a used item? Huh? How obnoxious lol. Amazon is more than happy to take their knife back and let me BUY another one instead.