Where in the world are Moosez45 and DerekH?

I submitted my information, and three of my CC's were dinged for $1500 each. I'm so excited. I can't wait to see which Spartan knife shows up at my door. This opportunity is real, people! Get in now.

A Moosez45 Spartan blades knife for the low low price of $4500? How can I not?!? What's the blade steel? 440a? 420 surgical stainless steel? Oh man, I'm totes excited!
 
I found Moose!

On the drive to USA Made Blade I remembered seeing a high quality inanimate pig followed by a Krispy Kreme in the same general area. I thought to myself, "Man, this would be an awesome place for a Beckerhead to lay low for a while with delectable food, a local IPRL chapter and a nice knife shop all in the same area." Then it occurred to me, "Wait, Moose is still missing. What if he..... No. He couldn't have... Wouldn't have..." I tried to put it all out of my mind, but it kept picking at me.... Nagging me.... I gave into the hunch and sat down to do some research.

Here's the inanimate pig.
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Ok, perfect. Definitely quality IPRL material. Lets look it up on the map now....



What I saw sent chills down my spine.......
















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Moose Pharmacy?!

I couldn't believe it. I pulled it up on street view to take a better look.

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Yes! The building definitely reads "Moose Pharmacy," but what are those in the trees? Dresses?

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Yes. Wait.... What the hell? Never mind that because regardless of an explanation or answer, there's only one man capable of ridiculousness of this magnitude. Moose has to be behind this.
 
I'd go as far to say that seems double-legit...
Good work Gumshoe Jerry. Nice to have a man on the case.
We need to get inside that pharmacy for crying out loud....
It's likely filled with many naked women and who knows what other treasures Moosez little den of inequity may hold.
It could also be, and most likely is, a clevar ruse put on by the horned one to throw us off his trail...
Hmmm. The mystery deepens with every twist and turn we take.
 
Hell, I am probably not even really Derek and I say that looks legit. Definitely the work of Moose.
 
A Moosez45 Spartan blades knife for the low low price of $4500? How can I not?!? What's the blade steel? 440a? 420 surgical stainless steel? Oh man, I'm totes excited!

better than that, it's the famous Rasta Frei steel, mon!
 
I knew it! I like the new guy more anyway.

Agreed. This new Derek seems better than the old Derek.

Jerry D. how in the ham hock hell did you not ride that beautiful red pig and get a picture? You are dead to me.
 
Jerry D. how in the ham hock hell did you not ride that beautiful red pig and get a picture? You are dead to me.
It was discussed at length. Despite kicking the back of his seat, Todd wouldn't stop. He merely threatened to turn the car around after we were 98% done with our trip. By the time we were headed out to go back to IN, Murph already had his full of farm animals after going full ESEE on us.
 
Clearly Moose has tapped big Pharm and is running a pyramid scheme involving Cialis. And dresses.
 
Waitasecond... where are the obligatory shots from Krispy Kreme? I think we've got a fake Jerry D here too, people.
 
The only way we're going to know for sure if it's the real Moose is if he posts an upkilt shot and Phil Gibbs weighs in as an arbiter. The horror.
 
I'm On Deck.

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(The things I have to do for this f#$%*#@ industry :D)
 
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