I found Moose!
On the drive to USA Made Blade I remembered seeing a high quality inanimate pig followed by a Krispy Kreme in the same general area. I thought to myself, "Man, this would be an awesome place for a Beckerhead to lay low for a while with delectable food, a local IPRL chapter and a nice knife shop all in the same area." Then it occurred to me, "Wait, Moose is still missing. What if he..... No. He couldn't have... Wouldn't have..." I tried to put it all out of my mind, but it kept picking at me.... Nagging me.... I gave into the hunch and sat down to do some research.
Here's the inanimate pig.
Ok, perfect. Definitely quality IPRL material. Lets look it up on the map now....
What I saw sent chills down my spine.......
Moose Pharmacy?!
I couldn't believe it. I pulled it up on street view to take a better look.
Yes! The building definitely reads "Moose Pharmacy," but what are those in the trees? Dresses?
Yes. Wait.... What the hell? Never mind that because regardless of an explanation or answer, there's only one man capable of ridiculousness of this magnitude. Moose has to be behind this.