Where in the world are Moosez45 and DerekH?

Discussion in 'Becker Knife & Tool' started by Guyon, Oct 23, 2015.

  1. bigghoss

    bigghoss

    Jul 27, 2011
    A Moosez45 Spartan blades knife for the low low price of $4500? How can I not?!? What's the blade steel? 440a? 420 surgical stainless steel? Oh man, I'm totes excited!
     
  2. NixKustoms

    NixKustoms Sheath and Knife Maker

    Dec 30, 2010
    ^^^^ hahaha 440c stainless!!
     
  3. Jerry D.

    Jerry D.

    Sep 17, 2008
    I found Moose!

    On the drive to USA Made Blade I remembered seeing a high quality inanimate pig followed by a Krispy Kreme in the same general area. I thought to myself, "Man, this would be an awesome place for a Beckerhead to lay low for a while with delectable food, a local IPRL chapter and a nice knife shop all in the same area." Then it occurred to me, "Wait, Moose is still missing. What if he..... No. He couldn't have... Wouldn't have..." I tried to put it all out of my mind, but it kept picking at me.... Nagging me.... I gave into the hunch and sat down to do some research.

    Here's the inanimate pig.
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    Ok, perfect. Definitely quality IPRL material. Lets look it up on the map now....



    What I saw sent chills down my spine.......
















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    Moose Pharmacy?!

    I couldn't believe it. I pulled it up on street view to take a better look.

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    Yes! The building definitely reads "Moose Pharmacy," but what are those in the trees? Dresses?

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    Yes. Wait.... What the hell? Never mind that because regardless of an explanation or answer, there's only one man capable of ridiculousness of this magnitude. Moose has to be behind this.
     
  4. bigghoss

    bigghoss

    Jul 27, 2011
    ^ seems legit.
     
  5. DavidCAndersen

    DavidCAndersen

    766
    Nov 11, 2013
    +1...
     
  6. bigghoss

    bigghoss

    Jul 27, 2011
    I agree.
     
  7. Jonny1280

    Jonny1280 Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 5, 2012
    I'd go as far to say that seems double-legit...
    Good work Gumshoe Jerry. Nice to have a man on the case.
    We need to get inside that pharmacy for crying out loud....
    It's likely filled with many naked women and who knows what other treasures Moosez little den of inequity may hold.
    It could also be, and most likely is, a clevar ruse put on by the horned one to throw us off his trail...
    Hmmm. The mystery deepens with every twist and turn we take.
     
  8. DerekH

    DerekH Handsome According to my Mother Moderator

    Nov 18, 2010
    Hell, I am probably not even really Derek and I say that looks legit. Definitely the work of Moose.
     
  9. bigghoss

    bigghoss

    Jul 27, 2011
    I knew it! I like the new guy more anyway.
     
  10. 1066vik

    1066vik Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 28, 2009
    better than that, it's the famous Rasta Frei steel, mon!
     
  11. Guyon

    Guyon Biscuit Whisperer Staff Member Super Mod

    Mar 15, 2000
    Agreed. This new Derek seems better than the old Derek.

    Jerry D. how in the ham hock hell did you not ride that beautiful red pig and get a picture? You are dead to me.
     
  12. Jerry D.

    Jerry D.

    Sep 17, 2008
    It was discussed at length. Despite kicking the back of his seat, Todd wouldn't stop. He merely threatened to turn the car around after we were 98% done with our trip. By the time we were headed out to go back to IN, Murph already had his full of farm animals after going full ESEE on us.
     
  13. Guyon

    Guyon Biscuit Whisperer Staff Member Super Mod

    Mar 15, 2000
    Clearly Moose has tapped big Pharm and is running a pyramid scheme involving Cialis. And dresses.
     
  14. Guyon

    Guyon Biscuit Whisperer Staff Member Super Mod

    Mar 15, 2000
    Waitasecond... where are the obligatory shots from Krispy Kreme? I think we've got a fake Jerry D here too, people.
     
  15. Guyon

    Guyon Biscuit Whisperer Staff Member Super Mod

    Mar 15, 2000
    The only way we're going to know for sure if it's the real Moose is if he posts an upkilt shot and Phil Gibbs weighs in as an arbiter. The horror.
     
  16. bigghoss

    bigghoss

    Jul 27, 2011
    It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers up in here.
     
  17. Moosez45

    Moosez45 Custom Antlers, Factory Knives... Moderator

    Jul 14, 2010
    Kilt pic incoming....

    Moose
     
  18. Murphnuge

    Murphnuge Moderator Moderator

    Feb 27, 2010
    Noooo, spare us!
     
  19. Moosez45

    Moosez45 Custom Antlers, Factory Knives... Moderator

    Jul 14, 2010
    Hater.

    :D

    Moose(possibly)
     
  20. Phil Gibbs

    Phil Gibbs Cutlery Student Platinum Member

    Nov 11, 1998
    I'm On Deck.

    :barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:

    (The things I have to do for this f#$%*#@ industry :D)
     

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