Last Stand; Kukri In Hand

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SHEEP!?! Did someone say we would be having Mutton? :cool: :eek:
A leg of lamb would go good on rooftop lookout, with a Heineken or three to wash it down. I better bring a larger grill than I planned Danny, maybe a smoker too! We will be up there for a while. Maybe we should use charcoal. Then we can use slings to send flaming death to the alien scum! Ahem, After chow that is.
 
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Mark's modified would-be Patton movie speech will be broadcast by loudspeaker every hour on the hour for 24 hours.



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Due to popular demand, a crate of New Zealand spring lamb is being delivered.


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Great news guys. Archangel, we have extended the usable area of the roof and I personally added some new support beams under your area of the roof to support your 50 gallon smoker/grill.
Munk, would have them put that mutton in the new deep freezer near the chimney?
Thank you.

I have a crate of lobsters from bangalor coming in this weekend and Mark Nelson said he did a great crab-boil, so it looks like Sunday is going to be a huge party on the roof.

Oh, one more thing, due to all of the BBQ grills being lit up here, I have to ask you not to bring any live ammunition on the roof.
 
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Is there anyone down there on the line? Someone at least has to get down there and spray a few bullets into the throng.



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Still here...

Hope some food or aliens show up soon. I'm not getting any younger!

Tom
 

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Nasty

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munk said:
Is there anyone down there on the line? Someone at least has to get down there and spray a few bullets into the throng.

Oh...nevermind...I thought you said thong.


BTW guys, As your General, I just signed (see...I'm needed!) a mutual support agreement with the Swedish Bikini Ski Team. They will be arriving at the Khompound this evening around 1900.

You're welcome.
 

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Has anyone else keyed on the fact that this thread which started out like the Alamo has now steadily slid into a makeshift militia verson of Animal House. DIJ, no live ammo on the roof?? Um, weren't you guys orginally -snipers-? Don't snipers need bullets? I'm no gun guy, but i thought that was kind of a fundimental of firearms. Ah ta hell with it, i'll start ripping up some twin sized bed sheets for the ski team's Togas. Anybody have a copy of "louie louie" or "shout"?
Mark, i know you tried buddy. I was rallied around your speech until they started talking about bigger grills and the bikini ski team. This may be a lost cause, so now i've decided to go out with a charred leg of some dead animal in one hand and other arm wrapped around a hot Swedish chick that thinks i'm a hollywood producer that's going to make her an American film star:)

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of course they need bullets. sure, were all super snipers on the roof.
But safety first!
We tried using real bullets, but ferrous tried to shoot a vegetarian with his CETME and his finger slipped on the strigger cause it was covered with honey barbecue sauce and he ended up spraying bullets into the ice cream freezer.
(no more ben and jerrys)
So, until further notice, no live ammo in the Big Gun Grill.
 
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If there truly is no hope, run. I'll wait until they're right on me, and fire the armory.

If this had happened at the Alamo- they ran out of bullet, not powder- Mexican casualties would have been at least twice as high.

Style point would also go to anyone who pulls the safety pin on a mortar round and uses it as a bludgeon on the enemy. Might not go off...but then, it might.

John
 

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Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go.
Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go.
A fine little girl, she waits for me.
Me catch the ship across the sea.
I sailed the ship all alone.
I never think I'll make it home.

Louie Louie, me gotta go.
Three nights and days we sailed the sea.
Me think of girl constantly.
On the ship, I dream she there.
I smell the rose in her hair.

Louie Louie, me gotta go.
Me see Jamaican moon above.
It won't be long me see me love.
Me take her in my arms and then
I tell her I never leave again.

Louie Louie, oh baby, I said we gotta go
 
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"i won't ask for you one at a time. come at me all at once." -mugen from samurai champloo
 
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I'm not surrendering the Montana compound because of intoxicants and fat guys at the grill.

Which one of you brought the Volvo here? Well, I've loaded it with ammo and have restocked the boys on the Line. You won't hear from me for awhile because I'm down here knee deep in Alien goo.


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I love that second picture. It's truly pornographic.
"Slide the right hand down, then slide it back up. Continue doing this at a steadily increasing pace untill.......Yi, Ku-Ku-Kuri-i-i-i...!"
 
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You may have stopped the thread cold with that convoluted sick projection. On the other hand, there's lot's of sick projections to go around.


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Damn...and it was just before the Swedish Bikini Ski Team was to show up too...
 
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munk said:
..You may have stopped the thread cold with that convoluted sick projection...
Sick projection? Didn't you learn anything in Psych 1A?
Sometimes a khukuri is just a khukuri, sometimes it's a cigar.
 
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Nasty said:
Damn...and it was just before the Swedish Bikini Ski Team was to show up too...

Actually they've been delayed indefinitely... The Saint is conducting cavity searches at checkpoint charlie.
 
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